Muwahaha!

Here that guys!? I'll be competing globally sometime soon! I'll beat out those 20 other countries! They won't know what hit 'em!

You can all start thanking and praising me now. Oh, and Zach too, I guess...

A party held in my honor wouldn't be too much either! In fact, a party is the least that I deserve!

*smug and proud*

( For the Link-Phobic, or those who might not be able to read the article, for whatever reason, the article is below the cut )